You'll read in our paper tomorrow that a man dressed as a penis stole the show at today's graduation service for Saratoga Springs High School students graduating from SPAC. The dickhead (no slight intended, this is a concrete observation) turned out to be an alumnus who graduated last year.

The opportunity for innuendo is nearly endless. Here's what I asked another reporter who was present at the ceremony: "Did you chase the giant penis?"

His response? "Well, yeah." Laughter ensues.

Juvenille? Of yeah, but no more so than the poor-taste prankster.

I'm sorry for the graduates and families who had their ceremony disrupted, but come on, you can't write that kind of comedy!

I'll be back tomorrow with a special Friday dispatch, then it's off to NYC for Saturday and Sunday.